The Iranian and Venezuelan presidents each had their day at the U.N., and while Iran was a little more diplomatic, (or was it obscure?), old Mr. Chavez held no punches. And while as an American I feel it is within my rights, indeed my duty to slam my President when I feel he might deserve it, I felt somewhat miffed at Mr. Chavez’s verbal assault, that the little fat fuck has no business coming to my country and speaking like that about anybody.

I mean, who *is* this guy anyhow? All the news suggests he thinks he is a world player because he sells oil. But if you look at the impoverished state of 80% of Venezuela, you wonder if this jerk shouldn’t spend a little more time addressing his issues at home before he starts speaking about things abroad. The little creep needs to get his own affairs in order.

To be fair, I think that Mr. Bush ought to spend a little more time addressing issues here at home as well, that while our armed forces are out trouncing around playing cowboy in places that don’t even know what cowboys are, we forget about the state of our economy, jobs and wages and homelessness and healthcare and drug addiction and illegal immigration and violent crime, you name it, the list goes on and on.

Now the Iranian president was a bit more subtle, as I said, but while I think he ought not to be ignored like we have rightly ignored the Iranians since 1979, I also think he is one of those people who ought not be entirely trusted. He seemed open and honest when he spoke in a television interview a few weeks ago, but when I heard him with CNN the other day, he was evasive, always answering questions with questions or rhetoric or as typical of most Middle Easterners, used the past actions of others to justify his own. I don’t think that Anderson Cooper got one single strait answer from him.

But yeah Mr. Bush, like it or not, it is about time to start talking to the Iranians again, and the Syrians for that matter. We still don’t have to buy oil from them if we don’t want to. But as far as fat Hugo goes, that little turd can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. If there is any way at all to get away from Venezuelan oil, then the sooner the better for all of us.